Monday, September 1, 2025

Movie Review: The Barbie Diaries

Welp, it's come to this.  No longer are we playing in fairy tales, no more fantasy, no more classical music.  Barbie's in high school now.  Everything looks completely different, because this movie is from a completely different studio.  I've heavily considered skipping this video, but it got a good review from Darling Dolls on Youtube, so I'm going to give it a shot.

Wow, the graphics are so bad.  The good mocap is totally wasted on these models.

Oh, god, I'm 15 minutes in and it hurts!  It hurts so bad.  Early 2000's teenage drama without an undercurrent of fantasy or monsters?  I don't think I can do it.  I hated public school, and wanted to die there, and this movie is giving me trauma flashbacks.  I can't watch it.

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