HKIA Wheatflour Wonderland Launch Day

Welp, it was the launch day of Hello Kitty Island's first expansion, Wheatflour Wonderland, and well, it was a day.  For PC players, it was also the drop of Content Update 3, so even though I bought WW, I couldn't start WW yet because I had a ton of other quests to do first.  Like a huge stack of quests when I logged in.  I spent 2 hours clearing quests this morning with no start to WW, then had a doctor's appointment, so I had to leave, then come back in the afternoon.

 This afternoon, I finally got to start Wheatflour Wonderland.  It starts with Kuromi potion shenanigans, and turns into a magical door going from Hello Kitty's cafe to a really weird place that reminds me a lot of Sailor Moon.  There's floating islands, stained glass, a locked palace, random crystals, stained glass, etc.  That's where we meet Cogimyun.

This is Cogimyun.  She looks like an innocent little puffball, but I think she's actually a brain damaged little old lady and a floating mental health crisis.  She has anxiety, depression, memory issues, and more!  She's so much like me, I don't know if I should be offended.  Also, she clearly starves herself when no one else is around to feed her, so me that it hurts.

Well, I got as far as I could in 2 hours, then I needed one more noodle grass, and it just wouldn't spawn.  Turns out you can only have 12 a day, and I'd already gathered too many cooking food to feed this brain damaged, PTSD fairy.  I COULD have used up an entire island bouquet just to get one more noodle, but I said NO, I'm done for today.