Here's the beginning of a big 2-day demo marathon! 2 days, 22 demos, each one gets half an hour max! Yes, I'm gonna time them. This time, we're going in chronological order from oldest to newest.
CrocApoca by Nupu Neko Dev. Sure, it looks het, but you can actually be a female pervert in this game! Such rare representation! This is kinda stupid. And she says uwu a lot, unironically... Okies, she's stupid, but she's so stinking cute, I might need to get this game. Huh, the demo was 20 minutes. Okay.
3 demos were for unfinished games, so I decided to skip them and let them cook.
Fragile Feelings by Ebi-hime. One of her yuri titles. Woops! I got so engrossed, I went over the 30 minute timer. But yeah, this one passes. Kinda started out as a pity party, but a hot goth nurse makes everything better, right? I'll get this one.
Twofold by Studio Elan. Another yuri title from 2023. I have a lot of yuri on my list today apparently. Crap, English voice acting. College drama. As a college drop out, I'm not really feeling it. Cute, but yeah, a no from me. Deleted another demo that also had English voice acting.
Love in a Bottle by Studio Elan. Another yuri demo for a game that isn't out yet, but this one is at least scheduled to come out this year. Cute art too. Huh, I guess this isn't a traditional VN, but also a point and click adventure. I don't have much experience with those. Think I'll pass.
Vampire Therapist by Little Bat Games. Something entirely different from my usual. Ehhh? I'm a cowboy vampire? Not even a cute one? All these western keywords are nonsense to me. Cute concept, but not for me.
Monster Lover 2, by Y Press Games. Yay! I thought I'd run out of BL. I don't like most Y Press Games, but they do have some gems. Oh shit, it lets me enter my name again. What's a good name for a Yakuza guy? Bob will do. He has a tiny head. Music is pretty bad, but that's typical of Y Press Games. Wow, this guy sucks so bad it's embarrassing. Holy fuck, this demo is long, and it's a resounding MAYBE. I liked the first one better, it was more clean cut.
Okay, I've been at this most of the day, and I'm down to 11 demos. I forgot to set a timer on Monster Lover 2 and I think it lasted over an hour.
Okay, I'm gonna do one more, but it isn't technically a demo, it's a free first episode in an incredibly long series. The series is pretty expensive in total, but I've been waiting for it to go on sale for 3 years, and for the first time, it finally has, so I'm gonna finally make a decision on whether or not I want to start buying more episodes or drop the entire series like I probably should have done months ago.
Monster Ops 1 by Y Press Games. From what I can tell, it's COD fanfiction with monster fucking. Everyone in this show is really big, with really small heads. Wow, everyone's manbits are stupidly big in this event. How is that gonna fit? What the hell? Sex pollen? And mind control? What the hell did I just read? I'm torn. I'm okay with this kinda shit in free fanfic, but even on sale, paying 4$ per episode of some funky shit. Episode 24 claims to be the final episode... Even on sale, that is one very expensive porn filled soap opera. But then again... I'm even more confused than I was before. Oksy.
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